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So this porn section was ridiculous. Even without the shitty video compression (does anyone want to help me compress videos better?), you can’t understand what Al is saying. This was ALL MY FAULT. I take full credit for the distorted voices. We ran the microphone feed into a program that changed the pitch and speed of her voice. Granted, this was a neat toy but unfortunately, we executed it poorly. Things were already muddled enough. Given the live video and the prerecorded video on either side, Al’s masturbating silhouette, and the switches between different characters, we didn’t need to LIVEN anything up. Things were pretty alive—spectacularly alive—so alive, in fact, that they actually died, right there, jerking on their own s-video cables.