// $excusefile can either be a local file like this: $excusefile = 'random/excuses.txt'; // or you can use a url to make sure you're using the latest excuses file: #$excusefile = 'http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses'; // netscape 4 breaks when style files disappear, plus we save an extra // header if the stylesheet is included: $stylefile = 'style.inc'; function excuse($excusefile) { if (!$excuses = @file($excusefile)) return "couldn't read excuse file '$excusefile'"; mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000); return $excuses[mt_rand(0, count($excuses)-1)]; } ?>
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April 13th 2008 |
| Mailform Correspondence with this slacker |
LinuxQuestions.org Where I spent a lot of time back in the day. LQ taught me everything. |
Photo Album The Clockwatching Photo Album Last Updated: 10-08-04 and |
| Banners Some things Leisure threw together to show off the Clock. |
Slackware The distro of Orwell and the Church of the Subgenius |
A Roadtrip from a while back circa. December 2000 |
| Machines What is currently beeping at the colo. |
Procyon Networks Some old friends who have helped out the Clock. |
My illustrious Undergrad years 1994-1999 |
| The Bob Board Where the Clockwatchers sound off. |
OpenBSD My newest fascination. |
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| Chatter The backlog of what's been here. |
El Reg My staple news source, still... |
Bob, Buddha, Roadbear A trip from Undergrad, round '96 |
| Blacksburgh Spring of 2002 |
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| How Baggy are My
Pants? What Clockwatchers do when we leave terms unlocked. |
Boston, and the thing with Hartman's soul Summer of 2001 |
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